How to train your dog. This reminds me of a film involving fire breathing creatures. The films name escapes me. I'll remember one day.

Anyhoo, dog training is basically teaching your dog how to be a respectable member of society — like a furry roommate who doesn’t chew your shoes or yell at the postman.

At its heart, it’s all about communication. You say “sit,” and your dog says, “Sure, but what’s in it for me?” (Hint: the answer is always snacks.)